Sammy Neighbors
Contestant #67572
As far as effeminate, overweight men go, this is one of the best to audition for American Idol.
Sammy clearly couldn't carry a tune if it was handed to him in a basket, but his stage presence was . . . undeniably unique. He chose to "sing" A Whole New World. He placed a red blanket on the stage as the magic carpet, but the magic carpet soon became a cape, a shawl, and possibly discarded lingerie in an imaginary striptease. Also helpful was the literal pointing during the line "a new fantastic point of view."
Sammy then broke into Paula Abdul's Straight Up, and he shook his booty in a disturbing manner. Paula look away, frightened, but it wasn't clear if it was due to the butchering of her song or the booty shaking. Simon called Sammy "Sylvester Stallone's younger sister singing Paula Abdul ."