Sabrina Oakley
Contestant #60731
Sabrina referred to herself as "Sabrina, the teenage witch." Due to her age, Simon quickly noted, "Well, let's lose the 'teenage'."
Sabrina claimed on her application that men always hit on her and when this was mentioned, she said something I found to be incoherent. Closed captioning tells me that she said "So I'm hoping Simon will hit on me." During her audition, Sabrina sang off-key, so Simon said that it was less "hitting on" and more like "hitting."
Simon also just had to point out that she was "more Jerry Springer Show than American Idol." Simon later punctuated his sentiment by yelling "Y'all stole my sister!" Sabrina snapped and screamed about how she hated Jerry Springer.
