Paul Marturano
Contestant #85949
Paul sang a long song he wrote specifically for Paula Abdul:
There is this girl I know, I follow her around.
She hasn't noticed me, it really gets me down.
I broke into her house when she wasn't there,
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear.
I'm always thinking of her.
I really think that I love her.
I'm not much of a talker,
so I guess that I'll just stalk her.
Yeah, I'll stalk her.
If she were a doggy, I would walk her.
If she were a blackboard, I would chalk her.
If I were Colombo, I'd Peter Falk her.
But I'm not, so I'll just stalk her.
If she were at bat with a guy on first, I would balk her.
If she were Willona from Good Times, I'd be Jimmy Walker
If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her.
The song was cut off there as the judges informed Paul that his song was creepy, and security helped escort Paul back out the audition doors.
I'm just wondering how many more puns Paul had lined up . . .
Don't miss the details of what happened to Paul after security escorted him out! Read Idle Idol's interview with Paul Marturano.
(Special thanks to Lisa for helping clarify the baseball line in the song.)
Update: On January 22, 2008, Paul released a video of Stalker:
