Milo Turk
Milo is a 39 year old, bald man with glasses and a leopard pattern vest..
Milo went into the audition admitting that he was overage, but also with a message he felt that young adults and teenagers needed to hear.
Milo's song is titled No Sex Allowed. The song is a several verses of poorly formed couplets about resisting sex. Milo even stomp-marches the beat as he sings the song:
I'm sitting around minding my biz.
Something's wrong and I don't know what it is.
My girl comes 'round, she's an Oedipus Rex.
She starts playing with me — all she wants is sex.
But take it from me, hear what I say.
I don't need that, there's a better way
So I promise her love as she sings along
'cuz sex is weak and love is strong. Whoooo!
No sex allowed! I don't want to be part of your crowd.
No sex allowed! And if you don't like it, get out of town!
Be sure to check out Idle Idol's interview with Milo Turk.
