(His Name Is) Kelly Kelly
Contestant #34973
Sporting a shirt that says "It's not illegal unless you get caught!", this unnamed contestant (Let's call him Kelly, shall we?) sang a song in a high-pitched, nasal voice. The lyrics that we hear are fairly simple:
My name is Kelly, Ke-Kelly.
My name is Kelly, Kell-Kell –
My name is Kelly, Ke-Kelly.
Do you hear my name?
All we see from the judges are Simon in a state of shock, Shania Twain smiling, and Randy saying "Dude, no, no."