Chris Lars
Contestant #39283
Chris has a full beard and wore what looked to be a leather kilt. What better to complement this clothing choice than a striped collared shirt and sneakers?
For his audition, Chris sang Indigo Girls' Summertime:
Summertime
And the living is easy
Fish are jumping
The cotton is high
Chris may not look like an American Idol, but at least he had a monotone voice that was sure to carry him all the way to . . . the audition room door.