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		<title>Robert Lee Holmes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #53370 Since Robert claims to sound just like Elvis, it seemed natural that he chose Burning Love as his song. Did Robert make it to Hollywood? Let&#039;s just say that if Elvis really is dead, he&#039;s be turning in his grave. In his post-audition time with Ryan, he didn&#039;t say anything. He simply tore [...]]]></description>
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<p>Since Robert claims to sound just like Elvis, it seemed natural that he chose <em>Burning Love</em> as his song.</p>
<p>Did Robert make it to Hollywood? Let&#039;s just say that <em>if</em> Elvis really is dead, he&#039;s be turning in his grave.</p>
<p>In his post-audition time with Ryan, he didn&#039;t say anything. He simply tore off his contestant number and crumpled it up.</p>
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		<title>Sean Michel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #55502 Sean came to American Idol dressed as Fidel Castro, complete with a (natural) long beard. He clearly didn&#039;t see the sign that said &#034;Long haired freaky people need not apply.&#034; Sean confessed, &#034;Everybody says i look like either Osama bin Laden or Jesus or Castro or just &#034;Homeless Bum,&#034; but I really think [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="right" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r213/IdleIdols/season-6/e3/sean-michel.jpg" width="160" height="220" />Sean came to American Idol dressed as Fidel Castro, complete with a (natural) long beard. He clearly didn&#039;t see the sign that said &#034;Long haired freaky people need not apply.&#034;</p>
<p>Sean confessed, &#034;Everybody says i look like either Osama bin Laden or Jesus or Castro or just &#034;Homeless Bum,&#034; but I really think all of us are kind of homeless. When it comes down to it, all of us are really poor inside.&#034;</p>
<p>Pre-audition, you&#039;d never have thought he could sing, but not only did he belt out Johnny Cash&#039;s <em>God&#039;s Gonna Cut You Down</em>, he even made it through to Hollywood. We&#039;ll have to see how far Sean gets in the next round as he battles this non-pop image issue.</p>
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		<title>Janita Burks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #50103 Janita&#039;s wardrobe choice was thought out, but it wasn&#039;t well thought out. Janita wore a halter top dress that showed every bit of her cleavage. &#034;The judges&#039; first impression of me will probably be &#8212; well, they&#039;ll probably say I&#039;m innocent, well put together, really neat, conservative, and very sexy. Very sexy.&#034; While [...]]]></description>
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<p>Janita&#039;s wardrobe choice was thought out, but it wasn&#039;t <em>well</em> thought out. Janita wore a halter top dress that showed every bit of her cleavage. &#034;The judges&#039; first impression of me will probably be &#8212; well, they&#039;ll probably say I&#039;m innocent, well put together, really neat, conservative, and very sexy. <em>Very sexy</em>.&#034;</p>
<p><img class="right" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r213/IdleIdols/season-6/e3/janita-burks.jpg" width="200" height="114" />While Janita sang The Trammps&#039; <em>Disco Inferno</em>, she bobbed back and forth, waving her cleavage at the judges. With each bob and weave, she came closer and closer to pulling a Janet Jackson. Paula started to get nervous about an incident, and Simon warned her, &#034;Careful.&#034;</p>
<p>As things became less and less stable, Paula pulled her blouse closed as a strong hint to Janita, and Simon said, &#034;Well, Janita, you <em>are</em> a handful.&#034;</p>
<p>Needless to say, Janita did not make it through to the next round.</p>
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		<title>Christopher &quot;Topher&quot; McCain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #51826 Topher&#039;s wife left him, and that freed him up to audition for American Idol and attempt to win Paula&#039;s heart. Topher sang Footloose, despite his inherent inability to sing or dance. His audition included some dancing, including a silent pause during the instrumental section of the song. The judges described Topher&#039;s audition as [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="right" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r213/IdleIdols/season-6/e3/topher-mccain.jpg" width="160" height="215" />Topher&#039;s wife left him, and that freed him up to audition for American Idol and attempt to win Paula&#039;s heart.</p>
<p>Topher sang <em>Footloose</em>, despite his inherent inability to sing <em>or</em> dance. His audition included some dancing, including a silent pause during the instrumental section of the song.</p>
<p>The judges described Topher&#039;s audition as &#034;bad karaoke&#034; and Topher took the rejection fairly well.</p>
<p>And how did Topher feel about meeting Paula? He left her a message on the way out: &#034;Paula, you were great &#8212; <em>looking</em>, but that&#039;s it. I&#039;m sorry.&#034;</p>
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		<title>Alexis Partee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #57801 In Alexis&#039; introduction, Ryan said that the judges were bracing themselves for a bad day. Alexis pulled her sweater down as she sang Teena Marie&#039;s Square Biz, and her bangles around her wrist were as loud as she was, clanging away as she gestured to the song. Alexis sang very high and her [...]]]></description>
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<p><img class="right" src="http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r213/IdleIdols/season-6/e3/alexis-partee.jpg" width="160" height="191" />In Alexis&#039; introduction, Ryan said that the judges were <em>bracing</em> themselves for a bad day.</p>
<p>Alexis pulled her sweater down as she sang Teena Marie&#039;s <em>Square Biz</em>, and her bangles around her wrist were as loud as she was, clanging away as she gestured to the song.</p>
<p>Alexis sang very high and her singing was too weird for the judges.</p>
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		<title>Timika Sims</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Novac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contestant #60146 Tamika is not the most well-spoken 16-year-old to have auditioned on American Idol. Her pre-audition interview was full of awkward pauses and lack of enunciation. During her interview before the judges, Simon had a difficult time understanding Timika: Timika: I think I could be a Mya. Simon: Pardon? Timika: I think I could [...]]]></description>
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<p>Tamika is not the most well-spoken 16-year-old to have auditioned on American Idol. Her pre-audition interview was full of awkward pauses and lack of enunciation.</p>
<p>During her interview before the judges, Simon had a difficult time understanding Timika:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Timika:</strong> I think I could be a Mya.<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> Pardon?<br />
<strong>Timika:</strong> I think I could be a Mya.<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> A model.<br />
<strong>Timika:</strong> A mya.<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> A Maya. A <em>mayor</em>?<br />
<strong>Timika:</strong> A mya, sir.<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> A mayor.<br />
<strong>Timika, Randy, &#038; Paula:</strong> A <em>Mya</em>.<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> A mayor.<br />
<strong>Randy:</strong> Mya&#039;s a <em>singer</em> . . .<br />
<strong>Simon:</strong> Oh! I thought you wanted to be a <em>mayor</em>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Timika sang Ashanti&#039;s <em>Rock Wit U</em> in a grossly nasal and tone-deaf style. Simon admitted, &#034;I&#039;ve got to be honest with you. I couldn&#039;t understand a single word of that.&#034;</p>
<p>Despite her initial rejection, Timika started to sing <em>Secret Lover</em> in a breathy voice. All the judges gave her a &#034;No&#034; and Timika was on her way.</p>
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